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Sonntag, 18. Februar 2007

Witze....

Ein mit zehn Leuten besetzter Bus hält an einer Haltestelle und elf Leute steigen aus. Drei Wissenschaftler kommentieren dieses Geschehen:
Der Biologe: "Die müssen sich unterwegs vermehrt haben."
Der Physiker: "Was soll´s, zehn Prozent Meßtoleranz müssen drin sein."
Der Mathematiker: "Wenn jetzt einer einsteigt ist der Bus leer."


Und wieder Abschlußprüfung in Physik. Auf der Heizung liegt ein Ziegelstein. Der Prüfling kommt rein und der Prüfer fragt: "Warum ist der Ziegelstein auf der der Heizung abgewandten Seite wärmer?" Der Prüfling stammelt: "Ähm, vielleicht wegen der Wärmeleitung?" Darauf der Prüfer: "Falsch, weil ich ihn gerade umgedreht habe."

Zwei Physiker sitzen in einem Ballon und verfahren sich.
nach einer weile sehen se unter sich jemanden herumlaufen.
Schreit der eine "Hey du da! wo sind wir?!"
der blickt nur hinauf und überlegt
und überlegt
und überlegt
und schreit dann:
"Meine Herren, Sie sitzen in einem Ballon!"
Die Physiker fahren weiter.
Nach einiger zeit sagt der eine zum andern:
"Du, das war bestimmt ein mathematiker..."
der andere: "Wieso?"
"Naja, drei gründe:
1) er hat unheimlich lange gebraucht, bis was rausgekommen ist
2) das was er gesagt hat war VOLLKOMMEN richtig
3) was er gesagt hat bringt uns überhaupt nicht weiter..."


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